Ballparks are becoming kosher… kinda

January 4th, 2010

Ok, maybe that title was a bit of an exaggeration, but more and more these days you are able to find kosher and ‘Jew-friendly’ foods in stadiums.

From vegetarian, pre-packaged and salad options at almost every stadium in the country, to food stands that are certified Kosher at eight different sports venues along the eastern seaboard, including the USTA National Tennis Center, the Jews have spoken, and are being heard!

How do they continue to thrive? It turns out that Kosher food generally tastes better than non-Kosher food. Plus, since ballpark food is already so expensive, the premium price for Kosher food isn’t all that high in comparison.

As an added bonus, at all eight of the stadiums with Kosher food stands, a time is designated for people to gather and hold minyan! While most services attract a meager attendance, at Shea Stadium in New York they see a regular crowd of 100 daveners or more!

Shemot Torah Portion Summary

January 3rd, 2010

Jacobs sons were fruitful in Egypt, and fearing this rapidly-growing tribe, the Pharaoh levied a tax on them and then decided to make them slaves.

Later, the Pharaoh decided to kill all Israelite sons, but Shifrah and Puah, two Hebrew midwives, sided with God rather than Pharaoh and helped to hide one baby boy for three months, until his mother finally had to get rid of him, which she did by placing him in a basket and floating it down the river.

The Pharaoh’s daughter found the basket and the child, named him Moses, and cared for him.

When Moses was older, he assaulted an Egyptian for beating an Israelite slave, and then fled from Egypt when he found out that others had witnessed it.

Moses went on to marry Tzipporah and have a son, Gershom, and while tending sheep for his father-in-law, he saw a bush that was burning but was not consumed by the fire.

Moses heard the voice of God in this bush, and was told to go to Egypt and free the Israelite slaves and take them to a land flowing with milk and honey.

Moses questioned why he was selected, citing his speech problems, and saying that the Israelites and the Pharaoh would not listen to him.

God told him to take his brother, Aaron, to speak for him, and demonstrated some of the miracles that Moses would perform to show God’s power.

Finally, Moses agreed to go, and after confronting Pharaoh for the first time, asking him for a few days off for the Israelites to pray, Pharaoh punished the Israelites for being lazy, by no longer providing them with straw for the bricks they were making.

With the people of Israel angry at Moses, God told him that he would do things to Pharaoh that would not only encourage him to let the slaves go, but would cause him to drive them out of his land.

Jewlarious Jewish New Years Resolutions — Jewish Site of the Week

December 29th, 2009

Have you been thinking about what you’ll change during the coming year? Well, Jewlarious, a small sub-category of the all-encompassing Aish.com realm, takes a look at some of “History’s Famous Jew Year’s Resolutions”. To put that in terms that might make sense to you, it’s a collection of fictional New Year’s Resolutions, taken from the “actual” diaries of famous Jews of the past.

From Albert Einstein’s efforts to find a hair detangler, to Harry Houdini’s desire to find his house keys that seem to just disappear, this is sure to be a fun, quick read.

Enjoy Jewlarious’ Famous Jew Years Resolutions, and happy new year to all!

Kosher champagne doesn’t have to come from manischewitz

December 28th, 2009

There’s a common misconception that all kosher wines are sweet and make you feel a little queezy when consumed in any large volume. Well, it’s time for a New Year’s toast, and there are plenty of options out there to fill your glass this year, most costing more than $4.95 at the grocery store.

Do you know what the difference is between kosher and non-kosher wine (side-Did You Know…)? An observant Jew must handle the product from the time the grapes are picked, until it’s bottled. That’s it. That’s the only difference! Kosher wine, at it’s very core, does not need to be boiled.

Knowing that, we found several big names producing runs of kosher wines and champagnes, including Laurent-Perrier, a fine French winery, who’s brut and Rose Champagnes sell in the $100+ range, a stark contrast from the Rashi and Bartenura bottles for $15.

So, this New Year’s Eve, raise a glass and toast some expensive Kosher champagne, and then send a bottle our way… We’ve never tasted $100 champagne.

Vayehi Torah Portion Summary

December 27th, 2009

After living in Egypt for 17 years, Jacob, feeling that his time was limited, asked Joseph to bury him in Canaan, with his family.

Joseph brought his two sons, Menashe and Ephraim to see Jacob, and receive a blessing from him, but when they did so, Jacob insisted that he place his right had on Ephraim and recite his name first, even though he was not the first born.

Later, Jacob gathered the rest of his sons to tell what was to come for each of them, saying that Reuben was unstable like water and that Shimeon and Levi were instruments of anger and would be scattered.

He said that Judah, like a lion, would be a leader in the future, Zebulun would live near the sea, Yissakhar would be a tiller of the soil and Dan would be a serpent of the highway.

He added that Gad would be a great warrior, Naphtali a messenger of brilliant speeches, Joseph a calm and outstanding leader in God’s eyes, and that Benjamin would tear the wolf to pieces and divide it as spoil.

These are the twelve tribes of Israel.

Soon Jacob died, and as instructed, Joseph embalmed his father and brought him to the Cave of Makhpelah, in the land of Canaan, to be buried near Abraham, Sarah, Isaac, Rebecca and Leah.

After burying their father, Jacobs sons were concerned that Joseph might hold a grudge against them for what they had done in the past, and punish them.

However, after confronting and apologizing to Joseph, he told them not to be afraid, since God meant for their actions to bring them to the present.

Joseph continued to live in Egypt with his brothers, and before dying at the age of 110, he told his brothers that he wished to be buried in Egypt and have his body moved to Canaan if they ever returned to that land.

Jewish Food 101

December 23rd, 2009

Jewish food is difficult to define. Over time, Jews have eaten many different types of foods, often no different from those of their gentile neighbors. Nonetheless, the foods Jews have eaten bear the stamp of the unique socio-economic and migratory patterns of the Jewish community, while also reflecting the Jewish dietary laws (kashrut) and other religious requirements; for instance, the prohibition against creating fire on the Sabbath inspired slow-cooked Sabbath stews in both Sephardic and Ashkenazic cuisine.

Ashkenazic Cuisine

In contrast to Sephardic Jewry, most Ashkenazic Jews–those from Europe and Russia–were very poor, and their food reflects this. Ashkenazic food also reflects the migration of a community first based in Germany that ultimately spread eastward to Russia and Poland. What Americans usually refer to as “Jewish food”–bagels, knishes, borscht–are the foods of Ashkenazic Jewry, and indeed, in many cases were foods eaten by the non-Jews of Eastern Europe as well.

American Cuisine

The “Jewish style” food of America is an enriched version of Ashkenazic cuisine. However, Jews existed in the U.S. long before the major wave of Eastern European immigration in the beginning of the 20th century. Though early Jewish life was located primarily in the major cities on the East Coast, Jews traveled and lived throughout the United States, and their foods were influenced by local custom and availability.

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Hulu’s “Christmas Time for the Jews” video — Jewish site of the week

December 22nd, 2009

It’s not a complete site, but as Christmas approaches, it’s fun to think about what we Jews will be doing that evening.

Check out this vintage Saturday Night Live music video, “Christmas Time for the Jews”, for a jolly good time.

Jews Play Poker on Christmas Eve

December 21st, 2009

You’ve heard the one about Jews eating Chinese food on Christmas, but have you heard the one about playing cards?

It’s true! And even more-so than the Chinese food “tradition”. For years, rabbis have been in agreement that gambling on Christmas eve isn’t such a bad thing.

The custom dates back centuries, when, in Central and Eastern Europe Jews were afraid to leave their homes to study Torah at the synagogue on Christmas eve, fearing that they would be attacked in the streets. Instead, they would stay home and play cards or chess with their families.

Today, the tradition of playing poker on Christmas Eve has evolved, since most of us aren’t fearful of being attacked. Instead, rabbis explain that it’s better that Jews be engaged in games, even gambling, if it means they aren’t involved in celebrating Christmas.

So, this Christmas eve, may Lady Luck be on your side, rather than Father Christmas.

Vayigash Torah Portion Summary

December 20th, 2009

After a silver goblet was found in Benjamin’s bag, and Joseph forced his brother to remain as a slave in Egypt, Judah pleaded for his brother’s release, offering himself as a substitute.

When Joseph heard that his father’s heart will be broken if Benjamin did not return, he finally decided to tell his brothers the truth about who he was, and they all wept with joy.

Joseph told his brothers not to be worried about their past, and to bring their father to Egypt so that he may see him.

Jacob at first did not believe his sons’ stories, but after seeing the Pharoah’s wagon, he was revived and wanted to go to Egypt to see Joseph before he died.

Jacob had a dream in which God told him not to be afraid of going to Egypt, and that his family will be fruitful and multiply there.

Upon arriving in Egypt, Joseph introduced Jacob to the Pharoah and suggested that they be given the choicest lands of Goshen as a new home.

As the famine grew greater in Egypt, Jacob blessed the Pharoah and settled in Goshen.

Before long, the famine grew so great that the people of Egypt had given all their money in exchange for food from Joseph and the Pharoah.

Soon, they had also traded all of their livestock for food, leaving them no choice but to sell their land and labor, offering 1/5 of all their land’s production to the Pharoah.

Jacob and his family settled in Goshen and became fruitful and multiplied.

Accu Holidays — Jewish site of the week

December 15th, 2009

ok, so maybe this isnt specifically a “Jewish” site, but we had to give a shout out to Accu Radio, an online radio service that plays great songs year round, for creating a complete channel just for Hanukkah.

We listened for a little while, and it’s not actually all “hanukah” music — more like Jewish music (we heard Avinu Malkeinu in there), but at least they’re giving it a shot.  It reminds us of how grocery stores advertise matzo ball soup mix and kosher grape juice in their Hanukah ads, as if we celebrate every holiday with chicken soup…

Nevertheless, for finally giving us Jews something to listen to, 24 hours a day (if you can endure it that long), much nachas to Accu Radio, our site of the week.

Click here to visit the Accu Radio Holidays page, where you can click on “smooth Hanukkah” to open the Jewish station.